To Joe and Barb

Congratulations on the engagement. I wish you both a lovely wedding, many groovy shower/wedding gifts, a nasty honeymoon, and a long life together.

Happy Boobies

Unless you have had a mastectomy, worn a prothesis, had breast reconstruction, and a breast reduction on the "other one" you probably cannot understand my giddiness at wearing a bra. A REAL GIRLY bra with polka dots and a bow bra. I have been terrified of bra shopping not knowing my new size plus the humiliation of having to look in those HUGE surround mirrors at all my scars. So I have spent the last year and a half letting "the girls" flop around unrestrained. Which feels really comfortable by the way. One of my daughters sent me a bra (a FOREIGN bra from England) and low and behold it fit like a glove. So, hence the giddiness and contented ta-tas.