Freud Dude may have been right

The deal is that my dad is 75 and has a 51 year old g-friend. Too real for me. Find someone his own age to play with! Ohh, wait... they're all dead. Fuck you Freud I don't have ANY problems signing up for AARP with my new other mother. I wonder what they talk about since he tells me about his bowels. I'm a bitch. Could be worse as my friend Chrissy says "There could be NO chocolate".