Monday, February 27, 2006
Fuckin Amazin
I went to baby shower on Saturday and the new mom and dad were given this gift by 3 different people which is: (drum roll puleeze) a device to test the bath water temp. before plopping the baby in! Lord Help Me I almost had a hole in my tongue from biting it. I realize I am OLD SCHOOL and all but if you're so God Damn dumb you need a tool to help you NOT burn the shit outta your child then you shouldn't be having any kids. Before you send me nasty grams , STOP and think about this..... how did centuries of babies get baths before the Rubber Duckie Temp gauge came along? If we don't use that muscle in our skull it'll atrophy.
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is that why i have 3rd degree burns over most of my body?
Pay no attention to the HST, we know that you are the bestest thermometer ever.
Instead of creating psychic rubber duckies, perhaps more scientific research could be aimed at finding cures for shit. Geez.
Wow, HST. Your mom said fuck.
I agree that the thermometer is pretty silly, but adding it to a rubber duck is a whole 'nother dimension of cute.
Joe, if you only knew how many times my mom says Fuck.
the elbow traditionaly isn't it?
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