Random Musings on life

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Green Means GO

I hit the "crosswalk" knob on the metal pole and now it is MY Turn. I'm walking across the freakin street IN THE CROSSWALK when I hear a honk honk and a screeching voice that yells,"It's a GREEN LIGHT...GREEN LIGHT." This commotion was coming from the car behind the Driver's Training Vehicle that wanted to turn right! Can you believe it? First of all; Who honks and yells at the Driver's Ed car??? They have 2 large signs declaring for all to read that they can't fuckin drive yet. Plus there was a pedestrian in the crosswalk and I am HARD to miss folks (that's right I'm plus size at best.) Don't you just wish you could pull a" Samantha" on these road freaks? Like one little twitch of my nose and this screamer behind the Driver's Ed car would find her car with four flat tires. hmmmmmm

5 comments:

HST said...

You are AWESOMEE and you are my mom and that's even more awesome.

Melancholy Trollop said...

It's nice to be adored. Thanks.

Party Girl said...

Don't people just wear you out and make you tired? And not in the good fun way, either.

Dirty Bunny said...

HST~read my post and directed me here. I'm so glad someone else feels my fury. People are such asses.

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