Thursday, July 27, 2006
Boob Perspective
I have just read a few blogs with big breasts as subject matter. Aren't breasts, ta-tas, boobies, tits, jugs, etc. an interesting phenomenon? One day you're on the swingset pumping your legs and arching your back feeling the whoosh of air tickle your face, neck, and arms and you are the Princess of earth wind and fire. Then without warning your mom says "You need a bra, cover those up, you're a big girl now" (and all the other corresponding dialog). So, corsetted-up you begin your BIG Girl life. If I need to cover them they must be bad, why the need for camo? If I show them it makes others uncomfortable so for "Goodness Sake" I must cover. But the coin has another shiny side thus being "For Badness Sake" I tease, flash, look but don't touch and I control most eyes. The pen may be mightier than the sword but I'll wager a RACK beats them both.
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8 comments:
I too know and respect the awesome power of the boobies!
Hey Nympho I heard "you're up for it" over there, eh?
yeah I'd say boobs are pretty powerful. They even sway the most godly of men.......ha!
Well, speaking strictly as a professional boob tester, I can confirm that Screamin' Maguppies truly are a force to be reckoned with...
And you're right Sex Therapist... I was swayed...
I like your new picture. Is the one hand super buff and mechanical so you can bitch slap people?
please bitch slap Bush with the mecha-fist... PLEASE!
i'm not huge in the boob department but i'm a definate no-bra girl. let 'em swing free i say!
The craziness that breasts and about-to-be-breasts engenders in the population is mind-numbingly psychotic. Will somebody please explain to me, a former Brit living many years in the USA, why little girls in the US have to wear shirts on the beach and in their own backyards until their breasts pop out? Are we so terrified of the place where breasts are LIKELY to be that we even have to cover THEM up?
On a not-boob-related topic, I really like your blog, your style of writing and the in-your-face quality of what you say. The logo is nothing short of HOT!
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